Gloucestershire Police have received several reports of a rather spirited "man" in Longhope wearing a blue "morph suit" and face-paint -- specifically described as looking like a Smurf. A witness described the blue creature as having waved at women to get their attention and doing star jumps.
While there have been many reports of the ethereal Green Man in the wild, this is, I believe, the first case involving a Smurf. Below is a photo that police have circulated of the suspect, and any leads are welcome:


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